I find it annoying that people confuse my obsession with Star Wars with that of a trekkie. WTF! A Trekkie. I ain't no Trekkie. And yes, I used a double negative. I have several contemporaries who are fans of both. Some of them try to peace things out between both groups. Not me, son. The Emperor showed me what beef if. Here are several reasons why Star Wars is better than Star Trek.
Tattoine – man, I love Tattoine. It's run by the gangsta Hutts. Those dudes are g'ed up. Tattoine has the worst city in the galaxy, Mos Eisley. It can't get any Gangsta than that. What does Star Trek have?
Mandolarians – come on man. Boba Fett, Jango, and the rest of the gang? Dudes are ruthless.
Clone Troopers – made from a template of Jango Fett. Come on man, Star Trek ain't got nothing on this.
Storm Troopers – They sound so cool when they communicate. They make that chsssss sound
in between phrases. How cool is that?
Star Destroyers – can Star Trek bring genocide and destruction on this scale.... hell no!
The Sith – these villians can either be ruthless or on point. Some of them make some good points. What do the trekkies have, the Borg? WTF is a borg?
The Jedi – what more can I say?
Han Solo – when Princess Leia told him she loved him, he responded with “I know.” If I say
that to my wife, she would smack the Jesus out of me.
Darth Maul – dude is sick. I hated how he got killed but he is sick. That is all Wu Shu on top